The Eternal Regency of the Crown of New Yeetusia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Minister-Regent Deron VII with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.588 billion New Yeetusians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yeetusport. The average income tax rate is 84.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Yeetusian economy, worth 739 trillion yeetbucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 206,202 yeetbucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political speeches that drill deep into bureaucratic fine detail could be said to be a little boring, soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, and kids who move from attending a public school in the city to the country often struggle in goat milking class. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Yeetusia's national animal is the Greatcat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

New Yeetusia is ranked 4,699^th in the world and 201^st in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 175 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.